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Ordering Information

We like to get things right. Exactly right. Our designs are printed to order and then shipped out accordingly. Be first on the block to sport our gear. Please allow thirty days for delivery.

Fitness Shorts

Because you know you are and you’d like the whole friggin’ world to know. Assert your hotness by sporting these shorts. As these are printed black on black, folks will have to line up behind you to read the words clearly. Wear with gusto!

Whip & Grind Classic T

  • Please refer to the size chart (below) before ordering.
  • 95% cotton 5% spandex from Bella: Style #825
  • Preshrunk and laundered, 8.0 ounce fabric.
  • Color: Black
  • One-color screen-printed, black on black.

Whip & Grind Classic TBackside detail.

Women's S M L XL 2XL
Fits Sizes 0-4 4-8 8-10 10-12 12-14
Chest to Fit (inches) 31-33 34-36 37-39 39-41 41-43
Inseam (inches) 30-31 31-32 32-33 33.5-34 34-34.5

GEAR & USAGE

We have observed that verbal and non-verbal communication of our website name elicits grins, chuckles, and flush faces. Give it a try. You'll see. Do not mention us (this website) when around five-year olds. They'll repeat it about ten times and then you'll get a call from your brother.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Our products are produced with love and lots of caffeine in Northern California. 100% sweatshop free.

Our gear is printed on Bella and American Apparel, where noted.

All prices are in U.S. dollars.

All transactions are handled through PayPal because it's easy. It's used by over 100 million people worldwide. You do NOT need to join PayPal either. A valid credit card is necessary. Don't be shy.

Due to the custom nature of our items, we do not offer exchanges or returns. If there is a mailing mistake on our part, we will of course fix it at no additional charge.

CONTACT US

The best way to reach us is through e-mail: If you don't hear from us immediately, please e-mail again. We're probably not too far away. We're dilettantes at heart.