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Ordering Information

We like to get things right. Exactly right. Our designs are printed to order and then shipped out accordingly. Be first on the block to sport our gear. Please allow thirty days for delivery.

The Classic T

This is our classic t-shirt and one of our favorites. Buy two. Give one away. Buy three…

Whip & Grind Classic T

  • Men’s/Unisex size chart below. Sizing runs small.
  • 100% fine jersey cotton from AA: Style #2001
  • Color: Black
  • 3-color screen printed, front and back.

Whip & Grind Classic TWhip & Grind Classic TFront and back detail.

Men's / Unisex S M L XL 2XL
Chest 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 48-50
Chest Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
Front Body Length (inches) 26.375 27.375 28.375 29.375 30.375

Fitness Shorts

Because you know you are and you’d like the whole friggin’ world to know. Assert your hotness by sporting these shorts. As these are printed black on black, folks will have to line up behind you to read the words clearly. Wear with gusto!

Whip & Grind Classic T

  • Please refer to the size chart (below) before ordering.
  • 95% cotton 5% spandex from Bella: Style #825
  • Preshrunk and laundered, 8.0 ounce fabric.
  • Color: Black
  • One-color screen-printed, black on black.

Whip & Grind Classic TBackside detail.

Women's S M L XL 2XL
Fits Sizes 0-4 4-8 8-10 10-12 12-14
Chest to Fit (inches) 31-33 34-36 37-39 39-41 41-43
Inseam (inches) 30-31 31-32 32-33 33.5-34 34-34.5

Classic Tanks

Our favorite shirt. It’s a 2×1 tank with a textured visible rib and snug where snug should be. Whoooah!

Whip & Grind Classic T

  • “Whip” appears near the back right hip and “grind” the front right.
  • Size chart below. These shirts run small.
  • Preshrunk 100% cotton 30 single combed ring-spun, 5.8 ounce, super soft 2×1 baby rib knit from Bella: Style #4000
  • Colors: Black and white
  • 1-color screen printed, front and back.

Whip & Grind Classic T

Women's S M L XL 2XL
Fits Sizes 0-4 4-8 8-10 10-12 12-14
Chest to Fit (inches) 31-33 34-36 37-39 39-41 41-43
Inseam (inches) 30-31 31-32 32-33 33.5-34 34-34.5

GEAR & USAGE

We have observed that verbal and non-verbal communication of our website name elicits grins, chuckles, and flush faces. Give it a try. You'll see. Do not mention us (this website) when around five-year olds. They'll repeat it about ten times and then you'll get a call from your brother.

Whip & Grind Classic T Whip & Grind Classic Tank Whip & Grind Shorts

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Our products are produced with love and lots of caffeine in Northern California. 100% sweatshop free.

Our gear is printed on Bella and American Apparel, where noted.

All prices are in U.S. dollars.

All transactions are handled through PayPal because it's easy. It's used by over 100 million people worldwide. You do NOT need to join PayPal either. A valid credit card is necessary. Don't be shy.

Due to the custom nature of our items, we do not offer exchanges or returns. If there is a mailing mistake on our part, we will of course fix it at no additional charge.

CONTACT US

The best way to reach us is through e-mail: If you don't hear from us immediately, please e-mail again. We're probably not too far away. We're dilettantes at heart.